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Drew - Via Twitter
Do u ever sit around and wonder why #jellyfish think they are so cool? I once knew a jellyfish who worked at #Walmart and he was an asshole.
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just love seeing 54 million pictures of storm clouds and #tornados. Oh wait, no I don’t, relax you dumb fucks, you aren’t photographers.
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Why does my dishwasher smell like tacos and shit? Oh that’s right...I had #TacoBell yesterday and then shit in my dishwasher.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Does everyone else wake up & think "Today is going to be a great day!" and then proceed to take a huge dump and realize how much life sucks?
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Instead of #HumpDay or even #Wednesday Im going to start calling today "Frozen Banana Up Your Ass Day." #IsThatGoodOrBad #WhoTheHellKnows
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Whats that? U dont have #Twitter? Then ur missing out on amazing content like this:Deez Nuts In Yo Face. #HowCanAnyoneLiveWithoutKnowingThat
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@bryttnoel Stop looking at my moms Instagram. #PontoonMom @HeatherDawn9810
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I dont trust any #chef whose hands arent covered in disgusting burns and scars. I also feel the same way about anyone I let finger blast me
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If you are excited at all for the new #BretMichaels show where he pimps out RV’s then I truly wish you an excruciating and painful death.
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@HeatherDawn9810 @KaraWhalen26 I think that’s written somewhere in the Declaration of Independence. Abraham Lincoln was a lush.
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#MichaelVick says he is still the fastest QB in the #NFL? Actually there r probably a few dead dogs that would agree with that. #Shame
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Im currently cooking #HotDogs. #Freud might say Im subconciously admitting Im #gay. 2 which I would tell Freud SHUT UP & LET ME SUCK UR DICK
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Ppl always ask me "How many beers does it take 4 u 2 get drunk?" 2 which I reply "LEAVE ME ALONE MOM! I DONT THINK OF U THAT WAY!" #ThatsHot
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Just kidding on that last tweet. Im actually probably the greatest human 2 ever live #OtherThanCharlesManson #AndCaseyAnthony #YouGetTheIdea
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If u ever feel like ur life is worthless & without purpose, just follow me on Twitter & u will realize "at least Im not as worthless as him"
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@GarrettGriess #NERDALERT "@LouBrutus: Look for Mercury, Jupiter, and Venus together in the sky right above the horizon just after sunset"
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@KaraWhalen26 @HeatherDawn9810 This sounds exactly like how I proposed 2 my wife. Just add in a drunken sucker punch and a carton of camels.
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#Twitter is great 4 washed up celebrities 2 still feel relevant. Its also great 4 me 2 say shit like EAT MY ASS 2 some1 other than my wife.
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I wish that Blood Oranges were made with real blood. Oh & some shrapnel from WWII because that would b fucking weird #ThisOrangeHasItsPeriod
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This eye tracking feature on my new #SamsungGS4 is awesome. I was so tired of missing some phone #porn when I looked up 2 watch some tv porn
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